Brother;
You've been offered tons of advise, you just choose not to take it. Sounds like your waiting for someone to drive the damn thing up in your driveway with a red bow on it. Lottsa people get pissed when they ask a question and get an answer they don't want to hear. Tells the rest of us alot about the person doin' the asking!
Good Luck, but I'm done with ya.